Goodbye Empire

I guess this is the bit that we’re supposed to tell you how cool, quirky, funny, trendy and/or dangerous we are. Well to be honest, people who lick their own lollipops are normally idiots! I never believe them so why would you? If you think you’re cool, chances are you’re the (bi)polar opposite. God knows we tried learning how to be cool, quirky, funny, trendy and/or dangerous…but we gave up 'cos the course clashed with The Wire and repeats of Eastenders